The Infamous Berlin Power Station Massacre

Since 2017, 36% of the human population have discriminated against racoons.

Experts believe that this is due to the Infamous Berlin Power Station Massacre. In this article, we will be discussing this disgusting crime.

It all started in 2001, 67 seconds after WWR, when DTR (Death To Raccoons) was formed by the humans. Members had one thing in common; a seething hatred for all of racoon kind, and a thirst for revenge.

Raccoontopia (as it was dubbed in 1990 during WWR), the neighbouring city of Berlin, was run by a peace union made up of German humans and raccoons alike. DTR aimed to turn the humans against them, and shatter the union. Their popularised slogan ‘BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND RACCOONTOPIA’ soon took over all hashtags of the instagram world.

For sixteen years, they schemed…waiting for the perfect opportunity to destroy Raccoontopia forever. On 14th July 2017, it arose.

DTR head members had been meeting for weeks, planning and antagonizing over every detail, even conversing with German newspapers and ‘The Times‘ journalists.

At 2.10AM om 28th July DTR members set off a high-voltage bomb, causing a power outage all throughout berlin. Anything within 4 miles of the power station was charred to a crisp by 56 billion volts. 136 people died that day. The explosion even caused wild fires to ignite, which soon spread throughout all of southern Berlin.

The next day, ‘The Times‘ released an article blaming Raccoons for the terrible crime. The news spread like wildfire (pun intended!), and soon the masses were accusing racoons for this incident. 256 racoons were framed and arrested for causing the explosion, including the famous hero Blobcoon! This crime against humanity (Raccoonanity) has been unaddressed by majority of humankind, and WE REFUSE to turn a blind eye to this horrific atrocity of a lie.

THAT is the story of the infamous berlin power station massacre.

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Credit to ‘The Times’ for their article ‘Racoon caused explosion at Berlin power station’. Link: https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/racoon-caused-explosion-at-berlin-siemensstadt-power-station-lkq0n3jwk